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tessay
n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011
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Tessan • Tessandra • tessane • tessani • tessanique • tessanne • tessant • tessany • Tessanya • Tess and David
Tessa
Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
Tessa by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017
Tessa
A Tessa Is a very caring girl who always has everyone's back. She thinks badly about herself but nobody is sure why. She is selfless and helpful. If a loved one needs her help she is the first one to be there, she is very appreciative of everything anybody gives her and cherishes it. She can be very shy/kept to herself at first but once you try to talk to her she loosens up and you'll be able to see her personality she has a great sense of humor but is modest about. Tessa's are great. If you hurt them it will just take an apology and they'll be okay.. they try not to hold grudges even though it can be difficult at times. love that for them.
brother: tessa's mad at me and won't talk to me what do i do??
mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
mom: give her time. she'll forgive you.
Tessa by lolbugvarchie May 23, 2019
Tessa
a wonderful girl, loves to sing, is dorky at times but beautiful, if you ever date her never let her go, she will complete your life if you have a hole in your heart find Tessa
dude#1:"hey i met a girl named Tessa today we're seeing a movie on friday"
dude#2:"dude don't let her go i've heard she is incredible. so incredible that i might steal her from you so watch out"
dude#2:"dude don't let her go i've heard she is incredible. so incredible that i might steal her from you so watch out"
Tessa by AnonomusGal99901 July 5, 2012
Tessa
A genuinely nice, but slightly crazy chick. Nah, who am I kidding, totes crazy.....but so much fun. Loving, loyal and kind. The kind of person you would travel the world to see, like more than once, and then want to do it again. Sometimes hard to locate, but here’s a tip, she can be found depositing saliva on native treasures (with her small mouth of cause). Everyone loves her, cause she’s nice.
Tessa by Cousin boy April 29, 2021
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