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n. An unwanted text so long (oftentimes needlessly poetic) it is comprised of at least six separate messages. Usually sent by stalkers to their victims.
Miles sent me another tessay. Doesn't he get it yet?
tessay by ActuallyMiles August 20, 2011
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Tessane is a very rare name but this person is very sweet. She is calm when she is by herself but if you trouble her she will get really mad. She will beat up anyone that troubles her. Tessane is a very special person.. so if you know any Tessane's you are very lucky 💖
Hi Tessane you're so beautiful.
tessane by Tessane June 8, 2020

tessanne 

tessanne is a bad bitch you know...
tessanne by hennyigg September 7, 2021
Tissany is a name that was supposed to be spelled as Tiffany, but was mispronounced as Tissany instead. Tissany is a girl with many weird habits but still lightens everyone's day. She's a very likeable person and she can crack up anyone especially using inside jokes. When Tissany is feeling down make sure to comfort her and be there for her as much as possible, because she will care for you the same way. She's also a really pro gamer and is extremely lucky. Although she's a weird person we all love Tissany at the end of the day
" Tissany isn't getting venti "
Tissany by haileelovesu March 19, 2021

Tessandra 

A girl who is pretty and beautiful but it isn't shown to those around her. A Tessandra is loved by most people around her but again, it is not often shown.
Wow, Tessandra is really pretty
Tessandra by Milo770 July 21, 2016
Is a girl who is cheerful ,has great advice and is humble and doesn't like being the center of attention and is the nicest to people she really care about and gets taking advantage of.
Tessani stop being so soft people will use you!
tessani by Tessiana September 19, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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