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When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
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A beautiful girl who is shy at first but once you get to know her she it amazes you of how much she has changed. Shes a talker, and laughs half of the time she’s around you. Tesneem either has dark brown hair with hazel eyes and pale skin, or dark skin with dark hair and warm green eyes. She’s smart but always underestimated herself.
“Yooo did you se that girl, she’s so quite.”
“Tesneem, oh man you haven’t seen her yet.”
tesneem by httpmemer June 9, 2018
If u meet a girl named Tesneem ur in luck. She’s beautiful and outstandingly funny she’s sweet and kind but can have a dirty dark humour. My bestfriend’s name is Tesneem and she’s the most trustworthy ever.
“Did u meet the new girl yet?”
“Tesneem? Aw dude she’s fantastic.”
Tesneem by great awesome food friend September 7, 2019
When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.
I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.
Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012
she is a beautiful intelligent young smart girl any one would be lucky to have her (keep her) she takes nothing from nobody she is bad...... when she walks into the room you'll know its her she loves to talk and have a good conversation she keeps a couple bad bitches beside her but she doesent always depend on them if all else fells she has herself because she been through alot she needs no one and is prepared for the future because she know what is out there she will overcome every obstacle that strikes
"man i wish i had her" "who" "teionee" 'nawh ion think you can get her homes"
teionee by famous....123 June 6, 2015
When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.
Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.
Teboned by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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