Teslafile
Teslafile by Spoodernator April 11, 2025
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Teslacize
1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.
That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing
We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.
We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.
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Teslacle
Teslacle by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021
Teslahole
Assholish behavior due to ownership or operation of a Tesla vehicle. This includes being an idiot while autopiloting, a constant smugness due to their perceived intelligence and morales, and driving way too fast through traffic.
Teslahole by B-radicalman July 21, 2022
Teslacle
alternate name for electric vehicle charging station; derived from concatenation of "Tesla" ( high end electric sparts car) and "cubicle" (individual charging station). May be used in derisive manner to affectionately poke fun at Tesla owners and their special (bordering on pretentious) charging stations (at which no other car manufacturers models are allowed).
" After spending hours searching for a parking spot to charge my Toyota Prius plug in, the only available spots were within a long row of unoccupied Teslacles along side the shopping plaza; to my great disdain none of these preposterous slips would charge my vehicle!
Teslacle by sialrajsed April 13, 2015
Teslacle
A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.
Teslacle by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021
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