Teslafile 

A person who owns a Tesla

That guy there looks like he owns a Tesla, what a teslafile

Teslafile by Spoodernator April 11, 2025

Teslacize

1. An exercise routine invented by Nikolai Tesla

2. Verb: The act of providing free energy and wireless internet to an entire planet.

That guy dancing to Starships by Nicki Minaj is just teslacizing

We really should teslacize the entire planet if we to attract handsome and powerful aliens to broker a protected planets treaty with.

Teslacize by lucifer43 July 8, 2012

Teslacle 

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

Teslacle by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

Teslahole 

Assholish behavior due to ownership or operation of a Tesla vehicle. This includes being an idiot while autopiloting, a constant smugness due to their perceived intelligence and morales, and driving way too fast through traffic.

"Thanks for cutting me off Teslahole; why don't you autopilot into a tree?"

Teslahole by B-radicalman July 21, 2022

Teslacle 

alternate name for electric vehicle charging station; derived from concatenation of "Tesla" ( high end electric sparts car) and "cubicle" (individual charging station). May be used in derisive manner to affectionately poke fun at Tesla owners and their special (bordering on pretentious) charging stations (at which no other car manufacturers models are allowed).

" After spending hours searching for a parking spot to charge my Toyota Prius plug in, the only available spots were within a long row of unoccupied Teslacles along side the shopping plaza; to my great disdain none of these preposterous slips would charge my vehicle!

Teslacle by sialrajsed April 13, 2015

Teslacle 

Performing road head in a Tesla.

Bro, I love that my Tesla can drive itself. I can really enjoy a solid Teslacle without having to check my mirrors.

Teslacle by SpicyCoke November 30, 2019

Teslacle 

A testicle implant designed by Elon Musk, guaranteeing minimum twin spawnage from coitus. Increasing GP rate by 5%, many kids.

Damn that guys got teslacles or those ovaries be working ovar time

Teslacle by Brelon Trusk October 5, 2021