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Tesfa

Someone everyone knows and loves. Especially the woman because Tesfas normally always have HUGE dicks that please and satisfy the women. All in all, he is just a lovable guy.
Man, I need a Tesfa in my pussy.
by V- Neck September 10, 2011
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Tesfa

Tesfa is nice girl but is something of a people pleaser.

She’s very sweet and has many simps.
Guy: Why does everyone have a crush on her?
Girl: Because shes Tesfa.
by Lil_bit_off March 9, 2021
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Matthewos Tesfa

Matthewos Tesfa is a little gay goblin who hates his parents and is emo.
by Matthewos Tesfa November 25, 2021
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Matthew Tesfa

When he grows up will b the greatest basketball player to ever live with all the awards and championship and billions of dollars and his own shoe with Nike Just the best
by mteslabrown April 29, 2021
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Teslagating

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015
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Teslarian

A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.
Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
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Teslam

Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.
- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021
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