A rare disorder,
seen most often in middle-aged
white Republican males, wherein the subject is born with, or develops, a third testicle which, left unrestrained, drags along on the ground behind him.
Malibu Jackson: Shhh! I
think I hear someone following
us!
Franco Genovese: No, that's just my Extra-Terrestical.
Malibu Jackson: Corral that shit,
bish!