Terrection 

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.

"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"

Terrection by Jipped January 26, 2015

Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.

Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Errection by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010

One Direction Errection 

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.

guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!

One Direction Errection by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

large errection 

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.

ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

large errection by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

errection 

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

errection by aum108 March 7, 2012

Tierection 

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.

Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!

Tierection by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

Errection 

According to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
It has led your penis into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your penis causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff penis at 180
degrees northerly.

The young boy had an errection when he had awoken.

Errection by El Banderas November 16, 2005