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Terrection 

Due to increased adrenaline from being frightened, a surprise stiffening occurs in the pants.
"Dude, don't scare me like that again, you just gave me a terrection!"

"When the girl jumped out in the movie, I totally popped a terrection. It was so embarrassing!"
Terrection by Jipped January 26, 2015
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Correction Errection 

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.
Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

One Direction Errection 

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.
guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!
One Direction Errection by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

large errection 

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.
ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

errection 

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.
Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.
errection by aum108 March 7, 2012

Tierection 

A tie knot tied so tightly it points outward from the shirt collar, forming a semi-erection.
Look at that guy's tie, he's got a tierection!
Tierection by da'man'09 April 27, 2009

Errection 

According to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
It has led your penis into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your penis causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff penis at 180
degrees northerly.
The young boy had an errection when he had awoken.
Errection by El Banderas November 16, 2005
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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