Whilst walking my dog around the perimeter of the localcommunity college, he urinated on every single college trash can. Upon marking them all, I preceded to call him a "terrative" bitch.
1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.
2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"
2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"
3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
Definition:
1. A devourer or destroyer of land or earth.
2. Humanity in the Post-Anthropocene eras
3. 2023 album by extreme metal band Cattle Decapitation
From the pupa to a nymph
molting each stage of our lives til cold and stiff Now thriving terrasites, dramatic shift
Now as a parasite, humanity persists
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.