Terlato
Terlato by Micheal B. January 29, 2007
teratophilia
The ability to see beauty in the unusual. Clinically described as a sexual fetish for deformed people, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From Greek, teratos: monstrous, and phile: lover.
teratophilia by TeratoMarty January 1, 2007
Related Words
Teratophilia
The Russian prostitute's Teratophilia made her wet for Donald Trump even before she peed all over him.
Teratophilia by Nekrobomb August 25, 2018
Teratopeirates
Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
1.
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Teratopeirates by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
teratoma
Teratomas are pretty rare fucking tumors that may hold different types of tissue such as bone, teeth, muscle, and hair, basically like a mutated infant head. Thats fucking discusting... These fuck tards grow in ovaries, testicles, and tailbone, but also sometimes grow in the nervous system and abdomen. A teratoma may be cancerous or benign, depending on its structure.
Terratoraniosis
Terratoraniosis is a new diagnosis developed by the main gate laboratory of the Office of Medical Sciences branch from our university. It is a deadly virus with three (3) stages.
Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
Examples of how it's used in a sentence:
1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
Terratoraniosis by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 15, 2021
Teratosis Osmoses
Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
Teratosis Osmoses by The Real Chosen Ones December 20, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.