by Micheal B. January 29, 2007
Get the Terlato mug.The ability to see beauty in the unusual. Clinically described as a sexual fetish for deformed people, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. From Greek, teratos: monstrous, and phile: lover.
by TeratoMarty January 1, 2007
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The Russian prostitute's Teratophilia made her wet for Donald Trump even before she peed all over him.
by Nekrobomb August 25, 2018
Get the Teratophilia mug.Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
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Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
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Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.
2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
Get the Teratopeirates mug.Teratomas are pretty rare fucking tumors that may hold different types of tissue such as bone, teeth, muscle, and hair, basically like a mutated infant head. Thats fucking discusting... These fuck tards grow in ovaries, testicles, and tailbone, but also sometimes grow in the nervous system and abdomen. A teratoma may be cancerous or benign, depending on its structure.
by smnv November 22, 2021
Get the teratoma mug.Terratoraniosis is a new diagnosis developed by the main gate laboratory of the Office of Medical Sciences branch from our university. It is a deadly virus with three (3) stages.
Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
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Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
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Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
Examples of how it's used in a sentence:
1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
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1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
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Sponsored by OrkLand Medical Care University
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 15, 2021
Get the Terratoraniosis mug.Woah, her cancer is gone? That's teratosis osmoses.
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
Woah, that book was teratosis osmoses.
I almost walked into oncoming traffic but someone quickly stopped me, that was teratosis osmoses
by The Real Chosen Ones December 20, 2021
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