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Teratopeirates 

Literally, monster pirates. The worst kind of monsters and pirates imaginable. Entities such as you probably assumed exist only in your worst nightmares, and which are so evil and depraved that, in comparison to them, even Hitler seems like a peaceable and loving bloke. Fear teratopeirates like you have never feared anything else in life, because these monster pirates are coming for you and everyone/thing you love.

{ Terato- (Gk. stem of teras, "Monster") + -peirates (Gk. "Brigand, pirate") }
1.
Throughout the vast shadowy world of thalassic traditions and folk stories there are no beings so terrible, no figures so dreaded and abhorred, yet dight with such fearful fascination, as the teratopeirates, which are themselves neither simple monsters nor pirates, but yet which partake the dark natures, and possess the mysterious and terrible qualities of both.

2.
Seasoned human pirate: Arr, teratopeirates sighted! Say yer prayers maties, they be coming in fas- ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.
Satan: What's that, some teratopeirates just arrived?! Hell no can I deal with that level of evil chaotic insanity, for the love of Christ send them back the way they came!!
Teratopeirates by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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