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Tergument 

When you and someone else are engaged in an argument in which all communication is done through text-messaging. May also be known as an E-Argument.
Dude! Me and my old lady had a tergument for 3 hours last night. My fingers are sore and for none of the right reasons :(
Tergument by BryanFuckingLeary December 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Terementario 

Decir un comentario inapropiado e hiriente, en el momento inadecuado, en el lugar menos indicado, y a personas que no se lo pidieron
Terementario-A veces me siento mal por que estoy gordo, pero luego te veo y todo mejora.
Terementario by krinko25 August 18, 2014

Traumented 

A mix of being traumatized and tormented
This experience has traumented the dog
Traumented by Beans96 March 12, 2021
De-tergent is an anti tergent. De"turgent". example:Sarah is very tergent.
tergent by thatoneguy99 April 6, 2009

Targuement 

Having a disagreement with your significant other about shopping at Target too much.
After shopping at Target for 3 days in a row, she suggested going again, that's when we got into a Targuement.
Targuement by Rodney Riddle April 16, 2012

textument 

an argument that occurs by means of text messaging
He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.
textument by Annalicious May 10, 2007

textument 

Having an argument in texts.
Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!
textument by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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