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Having an argument in texts.
Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!
by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013
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Damn Mike laid a stickyfart near me before at the saw and I can still smell that shit over here on the other side of the warehouse almost like the smell is stuck to my clothes or face or something.
by Hattombomb December 21, 2008
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