Teqball
Teqball by _Lopes_Erick March 30, 2022
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Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.
origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.
origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."
"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
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Sex Teeball
A baseball metaphor (along the lines of getting to the plate, to 1st base, to 2nd base... etceteria) for a member of the opposite sex that obviously desires coitus but will not make the first move. He/she is just sitting there and all you have to do is "make contact" and the deal is closed i.e. home run.
Sex Teeball by Fawesome80 June 18, 2010
teeball
A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.
Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)
Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)
Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)
Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)
Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)
Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)
Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.
Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."
Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."
teeball by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010
teaball
A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.
First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.
First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.
"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."
shad your teeballs
Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.
Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.
Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.
shad your teeballs by charker September 8, 2005
Teaball Speedball
Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.
Teaball Speedball by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018