Tenterden 

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.

Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....

Tenterden by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018

tenpercentery 

tenpercentery (also percentery) -- talent agency

"The director's previous tenpercentery was the William Morris Agency."

tenpercentery by Richard Walker February 4, 2008

Tenderbender 

A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.

At first I though John was going to pound me, but he turned out to be a total tenderbender

Tenderbender by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

textervention 

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.

Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."

textervention by NickolaiS July 23, 2013

tenteen 

1. What dumb-fucks think come after nineteen.
2. What someone says when they are learning the English language.

"Eighteen, nineteen tenteen"

tenteen by candy is for me February 7, 2009

Textervention 

An intervention performed via text to save someone from the effects of their lack of sobriety

Irene was blowing up Agatha's phone with irrational, drunk texts about her bae... Agatha performed a textervention to back her away from the ledge.

Textervention by DivaPP November 24, 2014

Tenteens 

Used to describe the 2010's decade

The noughties, tenteens, twenties, thirties, fourties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, ninties, etc.

Dude, remember back in the tenteens when you did that crazy flip over the parking dividers in our highschool parking lot? You were so fried!

Tenteens by ANONULY666 February 25, 2017