porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cuteblonde at Laundromat...
A gaseous and charismatic Tibetan girl who eats 100 lbs of chicken an hour. She has won many awards for her chicken eating talent, and has her name in the Guinness Book of World Records. Her favorite types of chicken consist of chicken wings and tandoori chicken. She can eat 200 chicken wings/a minute.
“Is that your 30th chicken wing?”
“What can I say? I’m a Tensang”
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand