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porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

æ-tensing 

A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.
He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him.
æ-tensing by ___alphabet___ July 14, 2023

TenSing musical 

Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.
Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...

Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.

Everybody: hahahaha
TenSing musical by DJHellduck June 10, 2016
A gaseous and charismatic Tibetan girl who eats 100 lbs of chicken an hour. She has won many awards for her chicken eating talent, and has her name in the Guinness Book of World Records. Her favorite types of chicken consist of chicken wings and tandoori chicken. She can eat 200 chicken wings/a minute.
Is that your 30th chicken wing?”
“What can I say? I’m a Tensang”
Tensang by Tikkamasala December 3, 2017
Tensing.. when a man is on top of a girl, and the girl is screaming..
Alicia was tensing when the man was raping her
tensing by Shortstuffjo October 11, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026