Tenglish 

The language of made up words and tongue twisters.

"twisted tartar toss to tom"
"haky jaky naky flaky"

"What language are you guys speaking!?!"
"TENGLISH!"

Tenglish by Mars Muhan November 13, 2017

Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

Teenglish by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

Tinglish 

A variation of the AP English course; during which you spent most of your time agonizing over writing thesis statements for literary essays, but then realise that it is a favorable activity compared to trying to - in vain - finish annotating Shakespeare.

Teacher: Caesura. Thesis statement. GO!
Student A: WHAT?! How is that possible for a literary essay?!
Student B: Well, I did one for calcium.
Student A: Agh, thesis statements...
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You will get a B-Ting in Tinglish class.

Tinglish by anonymous-but-obvious January 25, 2011

Tanglish 

It is the language formed when a word of தமிழ்(Tamil)is fused with an English word.

Person 1: Why do you keep speaking in Tanglish?
Person 2: What! I'm not pesifying(speaking) in Tanglish.

Tanglish by JustSahana August 23, 2021

Tinglish 

Feeling tinglish is sensation your body experiences as a reaction to a beautiful thing someone has just said to you or it can also be a reaction to that person in general. When that person is near by you, they are in your presence, or they say something incredibly sweet that touches you heart, you will experience tinglishes. This feeling is a sense of warm in your heart, tingles down your spine an overall sense of goosebumps on your body and a glow on your face will be visible. Its a lovely feeling to be Tinglish so don't ever forget to thank the special person who made you feel tinglish... because to feel tinglish is a rare experience for most and only the special people in your life and elicit this sensation on you. Usually only one specific person has this magic touch.

Donna: "i was thinking of buying some roses to put in the corridor honey... what do you..."
Donn's Honey: *from behind his back pulls out a bunch of beautiful white roses* "no need dear, but please don't put them in the corridor, keep them for yourself"
Donna: "Awww... Donna's honey... i'm feeling all tinglish now... Thank you love. I'm so lucky to have you"

Tinglish by rosesarepretty.119 June 16, 2010

I can't English 

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

I can't English by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

tinglish 

a set of pseudo-english words created with ease of typing and laziness in mind. by combining prefixes and suffixes to certain nouns, these nouns can be used to represent verbs, nouns... anything really. this set is named after its primary user, a brilliant and slight clumsy girl, ting.

here's some quick examples of tinglish in action:

anyone feel like tennising tomorrow? (tennising: to play tennis)

hey guys, curbage after tennis? (curbage: to sit on the curb of 7-11 and drink slurpees)

uh oh! spillage! (spillage: a spill)

tinglish by stephentan October 3, 2005