A variation of the AP English course; during which you spent most of your time agonizing over writing thesis statements for literary essays, but then realise that it is a favorable activity compared to trying to - in vain - finish annotatingShakespeare.
Teacher: Caesura. Thesis statement. GO!
Student A: WHAT?! How is that possible for a literary essay?!
Student B: Well, I did one for calcium.
Student A: Agh, thesis statements...
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You will get a B-Ting in Tinglish class.
Certain dialect derived from San Jose, and spoken throughout the Bay Area as a type of slang used as substitutions for incriminating words and statements. Used as a type of code language to ensure there's no ear hustlin' going on in the near vicinity.
Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.
Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)
Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
When speaking with people from China with a thick accent, we can't really decipher what they're saying, so the Englishinadvertently turns into Tiong-lish.
The word stems from "Ah Tiong", a phrase used commonly to describe dirty unwashed people from China.
Tringlish is simply trini english. People say that Trinidadians speak dialect but it's a whole differentlanguage that you have to learn like any other.
Jack : Eh ged if yuh see meh dey eh watch nah yuh go bawl fuh mercy i swear!!
Jill : What? I'm lost!
John : Don't pay him no mind, he's just speaking tringlish