Tenafly Schools

A clusterf*ck (yeah im doing this on a school computer don't judge me) of 4 elementary schools, a middle, and a high school.

A little key for the e. schools:
Mackay- Boring af, trust me I went there
Smith- Rich mofos
Mom/Maugh- Criminals (the teachers not the students)
Stillman- Idk kinda normal, don't know much about it

Middle School ( I could write an entire 1000-page novel about this s***hole):

6th- Okay (1st-Navy, 2nd-White, 3rd-Indigo (definitely not biased))
7th - THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL (1st-Blue, 2nd-Purple, 3rd-Maroon (definitely not biased again)
8th - Again, pretty okay (they're are all pretty okay)

High School - I have no words (actually I think most experiences are different)

Thats all I have.

Also, Keith is god

--"Oh, I enrolled my students into Tenafly Schools."
--"Oh, I hope you rot forever in hell."

Tenafly Schools by 462905 December 23, 2021

Tenafly High School 

Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??

Oh... you go to Tenafly High School...

Tenafly High School by BABOONHEART007 October 15, 2018

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle School and I think that Mr.W likes me.

Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me

Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me

Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle School and I think that Mr.W likes me

Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020