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Tenafly, NJ.
Tenafly is a wealthy town in Bergen County that's just west of New York City. Depending on the money in your parents' bank account, Tenafly is different. If you're hella rich with a $2 mil mansion on the East Hill, life will be a breeze; your only problems will be picking which parties you'll be going to every Friday/Saturday night and which friends are only with you for Juul pods or your parents' hard-earned money. If you're middle class, then life is a bit more complicated, since you probably have real problems and brain that lets you see the issues in this town. If you're poor, well, welcome to the precursor to the mistakes you'll make that will eventually put you in jail.
Every year, there's the Senior-run scams of the Halloween Party and the St. Patty's Day Party at Club 201 in Englewood. Everyone that goes is either drunk, high, or cross-faded from pre-gaming and doe-eyed freshmen girls (who pay upwards of $60 to get into the parties) end up drunkenly making out with nasty senior losers or the predators that are the "Popular Guys". They might be hot and rich but just don't. Besides drugs and the SATs, there's not much to do in Tenafly, which is exactly why people hate it here. The school system puts kids in the hospital from exhaustion or slitting their wrists and the football team sucks.
POPULATION: 14,788
POVERTY RATE: 6.15%
MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME: $147196
MEDIAN PROPERTY VALUE: $743400
MOST COMMON ORIGINS: Korea, India, & Israel
Every year, there's the Senior-run scams of the Halloween Party and the St. Patty's Day Party at Club 201 in Englewood. Everyone that goes is either drunk, high, or cross-faded from pre-gaming and doe-eyed freshmen girls (who pay upwards of $60 to get into the parties) end up drunkenly making out with nasty senior losers or the predators that are the "Popular Guys". They might be hot and rich but just don't. Besides drugs and the SATs, there's not much to do in Tenafly, which is exactly why people hate it here. The school system puts kids in the hospital from exhaustion or slitting their wrists and the football team sucks.
POPULATION: 14,788
POVERTY RATE: 6.15%
MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME: $147196
MEDIAN PROPERTY VALUE: $743400
MOST COMMON ORIGINS: Korea, India, & Israel
Welcome to Tenafly, NJ., where the rich kids are drunk idiots who get into Ivy Leagues, the middle-class kids work hard and end up ok or stay in the town until their kids live here, too, and the poor kids switch schools or go to jail.
Tenafly, NJ. by 2school4kool December 3, 2017
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One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and recently being taken over by many asians. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. SATs are always aced, sports events are always won. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Kids write bomb threats in bathrooms, and cause security cameras around the school. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up the weekends. There at least one or two Bar/Bat Mitzvah's are attended per weekend. In 10th grade Sweet Sixteens are held. Parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. The bottom deciles of the graduating class of Millburn High still go to top 100 schools. The entire town reeks of spolied brats.
tenafly by shishkabob October 26, 2005
Tenafly High School
Tenafly, New Jersey, where the football team hasn’t won a game since 1984, and 1 in two kids are high in class. Where you can’t walk into the bathroom without finding a drug deal going on. The population is pretty much split between Koreans and Jews, andeveryone’s dad is the the CEO of a multi million dollar tech conglomerate. You either live on the hill, or you’re a peasant, and if you didn’t go to the Halloween party, you’re social status will never recover. There’s a party every Friday night and it’s not over until the cops show up. Sure the school prides itself on our stellar SAT scores, but it’s still 2 million dollars in debt. It’s the town where nudes and sex tapes are leaked, and where kids miss a semester because they went to jail for a while. But chill, he’s cool now. If you want school spirit, don’t come here, we don’t like spirit, but competition is fine. There’s always a guy who gets beat up, or a girl who gets hurt because those two made a bet. You can’t tell your real friends from the fakes, but hey, we have a good school system so.... yay??
Tenafly High School by BABOONHEART007 October 15, 2018
Tenafly
Small New York City suburb, populated by rich jews who live on the hill, asians fresh from Korea who help the school maintain it's top 3 spot in the state and maybe one black kid. He's not even really black probably. Great sports teams, great grades, great parties, great location, kids get into great schools. Popular girls are superficial bratty japs, either prude to the max or complete whores- no in between. With this comes many wannabe japs. Popular guys are douchey and stick to themselves. The student parking lot has nicer cars than the faculties. Filled with posers... like the Big SG who think they're hardasses but wouldn't survive a minute in the streets- they usually get kicked out of the school anyways. Nearby schools are Cresskill (generally nice town, slutty girls) NVD (wannabe tenafly) and Bergenfield (ghetto). We kinda don't even acknowledge englewood.
Everybody wants to be Tenafly.
Everybody wants to be Tenafly.
Jap: Ugh daddy didn't drive me to starbucks today I had to settle for the cafeteria coffee
Asian: You're such a stereotypical tenafly girl. My dad say I must work hard and get A Prus to get starbuck.
Asian: You're such a stereotypical tenafly girl. My dad say I must work hard and get A Prus to get starbuck.
Tenafly by M.W.1234567890 November 11, 2013
Tenafly
The school for the 1% the rich kids.
The home of the japs and the wannabe japs
Elementary school:
Mackay- Asians
Mom- rude and annoying japs
Stilman- ghetto
Smith- wannabe japs and japs
Middle school:
6th grade- All 4 elementary schools come together. Teachers will tell you it's a "new experience". But all of the popular people know each other and everyone else is either wannabe japs or nobody's. There are fights over lunch tables and cliques are formed.After school kids go down town and do nothing. The teachers are ok and 8th graders push 6th graders around. If your not invited to the first bat mitzvah your not cool.
7th grade- The worst year BY FAR. Everyone is ugly and smells gross. Kids struggle to be popular and fit in. Most kids get depression because their lonely. Everyone wears lulu lemon clothing and lunch bags wannabe japs try to fit in with the japs but they are rejected
8th grade- This year is the recovery year over the summer everyone blossoms into beautiful people. In the beginning of the year we push around 6th graders. The arts rotation kids are rude and japy the music kids all bond. Cliques are more open for new people and everyone becomes friends.
The home of the japs and the wannabe japs
Elementary school:
Mackay- Asians
Mom- rude and annoying japs
Stilman- ghetto
Smith- wannabe japs and japs
Middle school:
6th grade- All 4 elementary schools come together. Teachers will tell you it's a "new experience". But all of the popular people know each other and everyone else is either wannabe japs or nobody's. There are fights over lunch tables and cliques are formed.After school kids go down town and do nothing. The teachers are ok and 8th graders push 6th graders around. If your not invited to the first bat mitzvah your not cool.
7th grade- The worst year BY FAR. Everyone is ugly and smells gross. Kids struggle to be popular and fit in. Most kids get depression because their lonely. Everyone wears lulu lemon clothing and lunch bags wannabe japs try to fit in with the japs but they are rejected
8th grade- This year is the recovery year over the summer everyone blossoms into beautiful people. In the beginning of the year we push around 6th graders. The arts rotation kids are rude and japy the music kids all bond. Cliques are more open for new people and everyone becomes friends.
Tenafly by Fabulous Frog June 2, 2015