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...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
Sexually transmitted "ewww" Nasty

Another word for STD
Aye I just seen Timmy and he told me he got a S-Ten from his girl
S-Ten by Miranda Marks November 30, 2007

It's been ten years daddy. 

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
It's been ten years daddy.

Ten of the queen's finest 

Slang term for ten British pounds
or a ten pound note

It can also be used as a euphemism for sex
'Have you brought the money Chris?'
'Ten of the queen's finest'

'James gave her ten of the queen's finest last night'

'Phwooar I'd give her ten of the queen's finest'

'That will cost you ten of the queen's finest'

Big Ten Syndrome 

The syndrome in which a respectable girl enrolls at a Big Ten university and subsequently becomes an absolute skeezer. This can include single girls, but is typically found in females who enter school with a boyfriend and promptly cheat on and lie to their boyfriends as a result of the Big 10 influence. Once the syndrome occurs it can never be reversed, and the girls become loose for life.
Chris:"Hey Mike, did you hear about Jim's girlfriend at Indiana University?"

Mike: "Yea, I heard that she hooked up with his friend the first week she got to school."

Chris: "Big Ten Syndrome strikes again!"

Ten-Six-Two

She looks good from 10 yards, ok from 6, but up close she's a two

AKA 10-6-2
Good from far, but far from good... classic Ten-Six-Two
Ten-Six-Two by Willy Wankerrr April 27, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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