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Spreading information by telling it to a woman, expecting her to spread the information as gossip.

Did you hear about Bob's accident?

Yes, I heard about it from the telewoman. His wife told my wife.

Telewoman by VillagerPunk July 5, 2022

Words you can keep

Telecomuniphobia

A fear of talking to somone over the telephone. This is caused due to text messaging too much. Symptoms often include refusing to call somone, or hanging up if anyone other then the intended person answers the phone.

"Why did he hang up without saying anything?"
"He has telecomuniphobia"

Telecomuniphobia by Mattocks July 9, 2009

telewanking

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

telemanchecoprobleptophobia by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

Telemanjaro by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.

"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."

Telesomniac by trapknowledge November 18, 2013

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

cellular telecomunicational device by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026