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Telewoman by VillagerPunk July 5, 2022
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Telecomuniphobia
A fear of talking to somone over the telephone. This is caused due to text messaging too much. Symptoms often include refusing to call somone, or hanging up if anyone other then the intended person answers the phone.
Telecomuniphobia by Mattocks July 9, 2009
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telewanking
The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.
telewanking by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021
telemanchecoprobleptophobia
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.
telemanchecoprobleptophobia by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009
Telemanjaro
The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.
Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.
2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
Telemanjaro by Mungeezy September 1, 2009
Telesomniac
This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.
"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."
Telesomniac by trapknowledge November 18, 2013
cellular telecomunicational device
cellular telecomunicational device by zac brinegar May 22, 2008
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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