telewanking

Ostensibly at home working but in fact at home jerking off.

The states and the feds have instituted a widely popular system of telewanking that allows folks to collect their full paychecks while honing their binge watching skills.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

teleworking

Working in a virtual organization, commonly referred to as "working from home".

Since the office is 30 miles away, in traffic, I prefer to telework when possible.

by Seth Eaton April 25, 2005