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Telephuck
A synonym for phone sex.
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
I was listening to 'Telephone' by Lady Gaga, and it almost sounds like she is saying "Stop telephuckng me."
Verb-
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
telephuck
Eg. I wanna telephuck you, cos i'm bored and miss you.
telephucking
Eg. I was telephucking this chic last night when my girlfriend walked in.
Telephuck by StopTelephuckingMe April 17, 2010
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Telefucked
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
telefuck
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
telefuck by Dan Sanderson November 18, 2007
Telefucking
Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010
Telephuckoffphany
Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny
Me: Wow what a rude bitch
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.
Telephuckoffphany by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011
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telefuck by dancing qu33n July 22, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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