Telekinjesus

A humorous portmanteau of telekenesis (the ability to move objects with the mind) and Jesus, used to
describe someone who performs mundane tasks with exaggerated, theatrical hand gestures as if miraculously moving objects by pure mental force-usually when they are too lazy to get up and grab something themselves.

"Instead of getting off the couch to close the creaking bedroom door, Sarah just stood in the doorway, thrust her palm forward like a sci-fi telepath, and muttered, 'Be shut'-total telekinjesus energy."

Telekinjesus by Macavelly November 1, 2026

telekinesis 

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

telekinesis by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

TelekinesisPort by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

Drunk telekinesis by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

telekinesis 

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

telekinesis by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

telekinesis 

The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.

Telekinesis can only be achieved when an individual has understood the principles of psionics.

telekinesis by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Telekinesis 

The superpower and ability to Manipulate objects with your mind alone, If you go insane just try to Destroy the whole world you'll most likely die from exploding your brain anyway

I have Telekinesis, I'm going to destroy all of Seattle!

Telekinesis by Neon_Nebula76 May 26, 2016