Telekepenis 

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

Telekepenis by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

Telekenesis 

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

Telekenesis by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

Telekenesis 

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.

Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".

Telekenesis by Some guy named Dalsus October 13, 2006

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish 

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

telekenishish by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

Telekapenis 

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

Telekapenis by Pigstand July 24, 2018