Telekepenis

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

Telekenesis

Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).

I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.

I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.

by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009

Telekenesis

The ability to move, pick-up, or otherwise manipulate an object with ones mind.

Telekenesis is featured well in the game "Psi-Ops".

by Some guy named Dalsus October 13, 2006

telepenisis

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

by Chim April 21, 2007

telekenishish

When two close friends have similar thoughts or coincidental telepathic-like situations occur.

*over phone*
Friend 1 "I'm eating cheap sushi right now"
Friend 2 "I bet you're having some cheap 12 piece sushi thats' $6.99
Friend 1 "O____O HOW DID YOU KNOW?!"
Friend 2 "It's TELEKENISHISH"

by thaartofdez August 7, 2006

Telekapenis

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

by Pigstand July 24, 2018