Matthew Crawford is an American YouTuber that lives in Pennsylvania. He bases his content around anime, formerly well-known for his Bleach analysis and reviews but now is more widely loved for his One Piece content.
Tekking makes rather long videos (which we fans adore) discussing recent or older “things” about One Piece ranging from theories, what if discussions, character analysis or reviews you can usually watch on Fridays
Btw he also he a new intern named Barry the brick. And yes... Barry is a brick
To use or to be in the act of using computers, phones,laptops or tablets
And when someone is totally absorbed in using computer technology they are (tecking)
I try ed to get your attention but you were to busy tecking
I won't be going the pub tonight I'll be home tecking....
in the midst of a really big sexual drought. tearing the labels off items everywhere. no sign of sex anywhere. definitely not on the friendship horizon, or anywhere else.
- Jeez, you're shaking.
- I know, I know.
- Jim Beam Hand?
- God no. Trekking the Sahara. Three months.
- Good Lord! I'll mercyfuck you if I have to!
A play on the famous TV series, although of sexual orientation. Star Trekking defines the process of forming the famous split finger pose with your hand ( as Spock would do), and pleasuring your girlfriend from behind in the pink and brown pocket.
Whilst invigorating Sally, Steves' mother happened upon them. In amazement she asked 'Steve what are you doing?' Steve replied 'Im star trekking now live long and prosper and close the door on your way out'
The repetitive snap-back jerking movement a vehicle makes when its driver reflexively returns momentary attention to the steering wheel while simultaneously text-messaging and driving, narrowly avoiding a ditch, then a parked car and finally a pedestrian.
Derived from "texting" and "jerking".
"Do you see that terking menace? I thought the driver was having an epileptic seizure until I saw him engrossed in his cell phone."
"Whoa, get out of this lane. Terker on your left."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!