A blonde teenage chick who is a suck up in school and is disappointed even when getting good grades. Is
flat as fuck l0l. Hasn't gone out with any guys
cuz she goes out with her school books (if she gets intimate with those books shes gonna have a whole ton of
paper cuts on her tongue and on her beef curtains xd).
Jason: Whos that chick?
Alex: I think thats Teija.
Jason: What the fuck is a Teija???
SEVERAL
YEARS
LATER
Random: Do you Tei... Tay... Te... Teeja?
Teija: Teija...
Random: Teija, take Alex to be your husband?
Teija: Uhh...
Random: *whispers* this is the part where you say i do...
Teija: Oh... I do?
Random: And do you, Alex, take Teija to be your wife?
Alex: FUCK NAH DAT BISH SECRETLY A SLUT!