Teham 

A guy who has an incredibly unique mind, a savage attitude, and is the greatest prankster of all time. He's shy, but hella hot when you get to know him. He can look at you in a weird way, and you'll be SHOOK for days. He seems really nice, but if you mess with him, then you are asking to be put in hell. He's lovable all at the same time! ... Just don't get on his bad side.

Girl 1: Hey, did u see Teham today?

Girl 2: OMG, yes i did! My eyes are blessed.

Boy: I'm gay for him!

Girl 1 &2: .......Teham is great! hes so funny

Teham by Anonymous11223300 June 1, 2018

teham 

A guy that has a spotted dick.

woah look at your dick, SO MANY SPOTS, YOU'RE A TEHAM
ADITYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET ON MY LEVEL, GET MORE SPOTS, YOU'RE SUCH AND ADITYA! BE MORE OF A TEHAM!
guy: I am Teham. Girl: Wow Teham is so sexy. Guy: I am Aditya Girl: No I want a Teham.

teham by TEHAM February 27, 2018

Team work makes the dream work 

The realization that no one succeeds alone is colloquially stated: “team work makes the dream work”. The fastest way to make your dreams come true is to invite very skilled people into your life and your dreams.

Best man offering a toast to the bride and groom: What most people don’t know about the night they met; I was the wing man; and, I distracted the maid of honor so that my Buddy here could bust his moves — TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Team work makes the dream work by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"

"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team

Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Ultimate Team

Boy, I am so glad nobody else did this. Ultimate Team has ruined all of EA's sports games such as Madden, FIFA, and NBA Live. Ultimate Team features microtransactions, which means that probably lots of people are going to spend money on Ultimate Team. It worked. People are now grinding for hours , spending hundreds of dollars on this one game mode, just to competitive online. Seeing this mode vanish from their games would earn my heart to a boil. Fuck you EA.

Ultimate Team drove me off a cliff from insanity

Ultimate Team by Bonehead5000 April 24, 2020

8 Makes 1 Team 

Saying this even prior to their debut, the signature catch-phrase “8 Makes 1 Team” belongs to the KPOP Superstar Group ATEEZ and only them.

ATEEZ members: *does the feet thing* “8 Makes 1 Team”

8 Makes 1 Team by vitaminteez June 27, 2021

Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle

User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in

Team Punishment by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014