TEHAM's definitions
something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
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woah look at your dick, SO MANY SPOTS, YOU'RE A TEHAM
ADITYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET ON MY LEVEL, GET MORE SPOTS, YOU'RE SUCH AND ADITYA! BE MORE OF A TEHAM!
guy: I am Teham. Girl: Wow Teham is so sexy. Guy: I am Aditya Girl: No I want a Teham.
ADITYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET ON MY LEVEL, GET MORE SPOTS, YOU'RE SUCH AND ADITYA! BE MORE OF A TEHAM!
guy: I am Teham. Girl: Wow Teham is so sexy. Guy: I am Aditya Girl: No I want a Teham.
by TEHAM February 27, 2018
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