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The retarded way to spell "Toaster".
I lik 2 us3 @ toester!
Toester by CountryGamer001 April 24, 2018

toester strudel 

When a man ejaculates on a girls toes and sucks her toes after
Girl: I want you to make me a toester strudel
Guy: I’ve got the icing so lemme see those toes girl
toester strudel by Quacky September 9, 2020

Toested_toester 

A mod in the one and only People Playground server!
"hey do you know this guy toested_toester?"
"yeah! hes a awesome mod!"
Toested_toester by FRYS02 September 29, 2020

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Weaponized toaster 

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.
So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

dick stuck in toaster 

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster
Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
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