A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.