teepeeing

The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances. This act usually includes other items, such as eggs(see Egging), bird feed, corn kernels, honey, forks, spoons, honey, bologna, and anything else one wishes to use against their victim. Note that bologna removes paint from cars when it dries.

Hey I got back at Joe for teepeeing my house, you should go take a look at his haha.

by TheJoshinator January 3, 2008

Teepeeing

The act of one person, whilst in a public place, digitally penetrating another’s anus without consent. Often performed by a female onto a male victim.

Male 1: “Oh my god that lady with the fringe just stuck her finger up my ass!”

Male 2: “Holy fuck you just got a teepeeing?”

Male 1: “I feel so ashamed.”

by Chicken Supreme July 23, 2018

deepeeing

The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.

"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"

by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

van der tempeling

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.

I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

by Employee_of_the_year July 15, 2009

freak teetering

Abnormal size of body parts that puts one in a place of almost being a freak, hence "Freak Teetering."

His left arm was much bigger than his right one, similar to Roger Federer...he is freak teetering and must love tennis.

by Blue Lou Boyle September 6, 2017