teeny weenie
this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.
teeny weenie by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017
teeny weenie peenie
When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
teeny weenie peenie by keepkosher December 15, 2011
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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eenie meenie teeny weenie by anitisocialsheher February 21, 2021
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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