teeny weenie
this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.
teeny weenie by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017
Teeny Weenie Peenie Club
Teeny Weenie Peenie Club by mehble November 26, 2010
teeny weenie peenie
When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
teeny weenie peenie by keepkosher December 15, 2011
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
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