teeny weenie 

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

teeny weenie by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

teeny weenie 

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

teeny weenie by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club 

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

Teeny Weenie Peenie Club by mehble November 26, 2010

teeny weenie peenie 

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

teeny weenie peenie by keepkosher December 15, 2011

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

eenie meenie teeny weenie 

a small dick

That guy had an eenie meenie teeny weenie.

eenie meenie teeny weenie by anitisocialsheher February 21, 2021