A tween (10-13 yrs old) or
teenager (13-19 yrs old) who is obsessed with being young and vivacious. This classification of the
human specie is often synonymous with fangirls as they are most often
female. This does not mean that males are left out.
Generally speaking, the male teenybopper can be classified into the "
skater" or "punk" group; "
goth" is far too hardcore for their prepubescent bodies.
SYMPTOMS OF TEENYBOPPER:
-freakish grinding at school dances
-shaving not because they need to, but so that the hair will appear darker and thicher; therefore more "adultish"
-underdeveloped genetalia
-stuffed pant crotches
-an excess of makeup/glittery substances
-
fangirl t-shirts
-extremely tight pants ... on males
-keeping a diary sealed with a chain and padlock which is kept under mattress
REMEDY:
`unfortunately there is no remedy, this spell must be waited out until the aflicted pereson discovers that this illness is annoying/obnoxoius.
Any young person bouncing around consuming pixie stix and bragging about being allowed to go to the mall without parental supervision for the first time.
Any young person with a skateboard and a
surfer-bowl haircut saying "hella" or "
bitchin" and then then glancing around to be certain that no authoritative
adult heard them.
