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Teemo by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016
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i am a Teemo main i should jump off a bridge
teemo by fuckk boiiiiiii June 12, 2018
Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
Teemo by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016
Emos that are tweens.

Characteristics: Dyed hair, tight clothing, HANGING IN LARGE GROUPS. Boy twemos are typically very girlish in how they look (they wear eye makeup).
Always have one cigarette, never a pack. They are often seen waiting around for their parents to come and pick them up in their big SUV's and take them to their nice suburban county homes. They write bad poetry. Often complain about their privileged life, act poor.
Person 1: hey look at those tweens waiting for their parents to pick them up, they look like emos.
Person 2: You mean TWEMOS.
twemos by 314 January 20, 2008
An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.
That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.
Teemo by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012
Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.
I Teemo'd into baron pit.
teemo'd by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015
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