Teeds

A person who drags their teeth on a man's penis while performing fellatio (blowjob).

Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.

by Chachi69 March 11, 2009

Teeds

A sex goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to BE her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful

Shit TEEDS IS FUCKIN HOT!

by Alexa Fierce March 10, 2009

Teed

Being highly upset ..originated in Richmond Virginia

My boyfriend cheated on me I was so teed

by Ratchmond December 20, 2016

teed

the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked

I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.

by South County Lords February 20, 2009

teed

to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"

hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.

by t-box April 26, 2003

teed

drunk

get fuckin' teed!
dude i'm fuckin teed

by swonage February 2, 2003

teed

A term popularized by Faxuty, a Fortnite content creator for FaZe Clan, which means "good" or "insane."

EpikWhale just got point record for solo cash cup, hes fkn teed.

by anonymous March 1, 2022