tedsmother

the best account on tiktok ever to exist they might even be even swaggier than @ 0ff1c1al.s1mp 😼😼
if you see their tiktok immediately become mutuals with them because they are so cool.👺

“OMG tedsmother on tiktok is so much coller than me!”
“OBVIOUSLY!! tedsmother is cooler than everyone! everyone knows that😤”

by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 10, 2021

tedsmother

Tedsmother is a very cool tiktoker who is also teds biological mother

Tedsmother said to ted "would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games. OR unlimited games, but no games"

by Theseus Lma0 September 10, 2021

tedsmother

this one person on tiktok who put their foot in a toilet.

yep.

a TOILET.

*tedsmother puts their foot in a toilet*

me: “ wth. why did you do this?? just why.😭”

by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 11, 2021

tossmotherer

A wankster; a fuckarse; a cunthead. A generic term of abusement.

Do you like televised American wrestling? You do? You must be a tossmotherer.

by James Mann June 25, 2004

turdsmotherer

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

by anonomous January 3, 2005

telemotherfucker

This is a rude, but highly descriptive synonym for telemarketer.

Some telemotherfucker called me up at 9 a.m. on a holiday Monday and asked to speak with the lady of the house. I told her: "The lady of the house has been fixed and declawed. Let that be your warning."

by Vlad D. M. Paylaw January 10, 2017