teed

the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.

Fucked

I'm so teed right now.

Those xany's teed me.

by South County Lords February 20, 2009

teed

to get royally fucked beyond recognition

see also "Friggity fucked"

hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.

by t-box April 26, 2003

teed

drunk

get fuckin' teed!
dude i'm fuckin teed

by swonage February 02, 2003

teed

A term popularized by Faxuty, a Fortnite content creator for FaZe Clan, which means "good" or "insane."

EpikWhale just got point record for solo cash cup, hes fkn teed.

by anonymous March 01, 2022

teed

Fitshaced

Nick B is fuckin' teed.

by get in there April 24, 2003

teed

F'ing stupid, retarded

Damn, shes acting hella TEED !

by SMURF<3 January 10, 2008

teed

From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.

Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.

by cheeba April 08, 2005