Tedneck

One who duck tapes objects that are way too big on vehicles that are way too small for transfer on trips that are way too long with no regards for safety or human life.

Hey Donna, look.......that idiot duck taped two homemade bookshelves to the top of a Ford fusion with hopes of safe travel ! What a tedneck!

by Nonnieman May 2, 2018

Teaneck

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.

"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."

by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

Tenneckee

Tennessee, a souther state in the USA.

Buc, he from Cashville, Tenneckee.

by Vietnow April 6, 2004

Teaneck

does not mean a dick stupid fucker. Teaneck is a town 15 mins from the NYC. It is the 2nd exit off of rt 80 and basically where the NJ Turnpike begins. Teaneck is split into many sections, where even the HS has the "spanish" doors, the "black doors", etc. And no matter what, there is no such thing as raciscm against white ppl. Its ALWAYS against black ppl...even tho 72% of the HS is black...make sense??..Yeah reverse discrimination is a big thing. Always the 1st town to voluntarily intergrate during the segragation period. Boring, yet a very nice town to enjoy menorah and dreidel shopping, and enjoy very fine kosher meals. Also, don't expect anything to be open on SATURDAY OR Sunday because the Jewish laws(lol) close everything on Saturday and the Blue Law closes everything on Sunday...But all in all...ppl still stick around cuz no1 every leaves...

Yo, lets go to the 'neck(teaneck) and enjoy some fine latkas and kosher soda!! werdddd...

by werrddd December 28, 2005

Teddecker

A truly raunchy sex move involving a combination of @Angry Pirate, @Angry Dragon and @Dirty Sanchez. This position is often done to ones mother.

PT: Hey Bro-Ha
TD: Yeah Brohemith
PT: I totally Teddecker-ed your mom last night
TD: ...Did not
PT: For shurrre did

by Ferherrsher August 30, 2010

Teaneckian

A hicksville-man, additional traits comprised of being an A-hole and a self-righteous jack*ss

That Teaneckian doesn't care much about anybody else's misfortune, and cannot ride a subway for the life of him.

by Jack Noir June 2, 2009

Teaneck

Teaneck is known for its "sides." It includes basically a white and black side. The Black side is from Vote T park and so forth to Bergenfield and Englewood. The White side is from there till the rest of teaneck and so forth to Bogota and such. Teaneck includes not only thugs and gang bangers but many Jewish people. Cedarlane is very much populated by Jewish stores and under the influence people surrounding it.

Yo my nigga in teaneck did you see how many jews were on the black side today?

by bitchassnessssssss August 10, 2008