Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.
by Samuel Yankowitz March 5, 2005
does not mean a dick stupid fucker. Teaneck is a town 15 mins from the NYC. It is the 2nd exit off of rt 80 and basically where the NJ Turnpike begins. Teaneck is split into many sections, where even the HS has the "spanish" doors, the "black doors", etc. And no matter what, there is no such thing as raciscm against white ppl. Its ALWAYS against black ppl...even tho 72% of the HS is black...make sense??..Yeah reverse discrimination is a big thing. Always the 1st town to voluntarily intergrate during the segragation period. Boring, yet a very nice town to enjoy menorah and dreidel shopping, and enjoy very fine kosher meals. Also, don't expect anything to be open on SATURDAY OR Sunday because the Jewish laws(lol) close everything on Saturday and the Blue Law closes everything on Sunday...But all in all...ppl still stick around cuz no1 every leaves...
by werrddd December 12, 2005
Teaneck is known for its "sides." It includes basically a white and black side. The Black side is from Vote T park and so forth to Bergenfield and Englewood. The White side is from there till the rest of teaneck and so forth to Bogota and such. Teaneck includes not only thugs and gang bangers but many Jewish people. Cedarlane is very much populated by Jewish stores and under the influence people surrounding it.
by bitchassnessssssss July 16, 2008
A joke so bad that you feel bad for the person who said it. A joke that no one laughed to or even understands what it means.
Did you hear the Teaneck Danny just dropped?
Yeah I have to lol, because I'm his wife but I don't like that.
Yeah I have to lol, because I'm his wife but I don't like that.
by 8:30 Niggas April 10, 2019
Teaneck is a city in Northern Jersey. Its 6 sq miles and has a population of 39,000 people. Teaneck is a victim of urban decay and is fastly becomeing a dangerous place to live. In the past 2 years the crime rate and gang activity has risen alot and is rising fast. In the last 2 months there were 3 murders in Teaneck, NJ 2 of which were gang related.
by crazymofodatcrazymofo September 26, 2006
by tiger lily February 3, 2005
Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.
by Alex March 5, 2005