Teaneckian Share definition Flag A hicksville-man, additional traits comprised of being an A-hole and a self-righteous jack*ss That Teaneckian doesn't care much about anybody else's misfortune, and cannot ride a subway for the life of him. Teaneckian by Jack Noir June 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Teaneckian mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch