Teaneckian 

A hicksville-man, additional traits comprised of being an A-hole and a self-righteous jack*ss

That Teaneckian doesn't care much about anybody else's misfortune, and cannot ride a subway for the life of him.

Teaneckian by Jack Noir June 2, 2009

Teaneckiest 

The most Teaneck-like item or behavior possible. See also- teaneckier.

Cranberry apple crunch served as a side dish is the Teaneckiest dessert served-as-a-side-dish-

Teaneckiest by CableAndHass May 4, 2023