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A man who raped, stalked, and murdered 30+ women and was the first serial killer to have his trial on television.
Ted worked at a suicide hotline too, and is currently suffering in hell.
Ted Bundy is very, uh, weird.
Ted Bundy by Ted Bundy. October 15, 2021
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eBay-ted breath 

Waiting with eBay-ted breath:

1.The state of an eBayer whilst waiting to see if they will win an item, or be outbid at the last minute.

2. The feeling during the waiting period between winning an item on eBay and receiving it.
1. "I won't be on msn tonight, I'm waiting with eBay-ted breath to see if Bidder3 outbids me."

2. Alice was waiting with eBay-ted breath for the spork she ordered to arrive. She'd asked for yellow, and wanted to see if a spoon+fork+knife in one object could actually exist..
eBay-ted breath by spacer_ February 3, 2009

ted bundied 

when someone seems normal but turns out to be a psychopath
i found this roommate she seems pretty chill but hopefully i don’t get ted bundied
ted bundied by bedtundy April 15, 2019

Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008
Serial killer Ted Bundy terrorized young women throughout various states and claimed the lives of many
young women in vicious sexual assaults and killings.

Ted Bundy is estimated to have murdered between 35 to 50 young women in almost a dozen states.
Ted Bundy puttered about in a Volkswagen Beetle and used such ruses as feigning a broken arm to seek help from women, with dark hair with center parts, he would lead his victims into his car and to their death.
Ted Bundy by shane carr March 26, 2003
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
Ted Bundy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004