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Techsmith'd 

Whenever someone breaks into your parents bedroom and swaps out the contents of your dad's balls with your own. Thus, whenever a child is conceived, you've officially been Techsmith'd.
That baby sure does have a full beard. I'm sorry to tell you mam, but I think you've been Techsmith'd.
Techsmith'd by Labat April 24, 2023
A TV network all about technology, hence the name TechTV. In my opinion the best thing EVER on TV! It has been purchased by Comcast who have now merged it with their network G4. Now it is called G4TechTV. The network is now all about games and technology. Comcast cancelled the feed of this internationally; sign the petition to get it back at www.savetech.tk if you will no longer get it!
Did you watch The Screen Savers on TechTV last night?

No, I couldn’t have it is gone :'( but I saw it on G4TechTV
TechTV by Mike June 19, 2004

techsplain 

Being talked down to by someone who assumes that you cannot possibly know about or understand anything about computers and/or software. Can be used in both the transitive and intransitive.
1) Once again, she assumed that I was a complete idiot, and techsplained to me just how simple the software really is. 2) Actually, I don't want to use that app., so you don't need to techsplain to be how simple it is.
techsplain by FitToPrint May 14, 2015

techspressionist 

1) an artist using technology as a means of personal expression
2) an artistic practitioner of techspressionism
Have you seen the latest techspressionist exhibition ?

TechiTeens 

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!
TechiTeens by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009

TECHSTEP 

One of several styles of drum n bass. Also known as Dark or Deep. These sounds are are hard hitting mechanical drum sounds combined with evil futuristic beats. This style started in 1996 in London by artists such as Ed Rush & Optical,
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.
"Man! "Ed Rush & Optical were spinning some evil ass TECHSTEP beats at the Concrete Jungle!"
TECHSTEP by Jenny'sUncleSteven. March 17, 2005