techsteria 

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical

1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.

techsteria by Dick-E October 7, 2021

testeria 

An overwhelming combination of testosterone and hysteria when the only goal is to destroy the competition regardless of how stupid and dangerous your actions are.

When the point guard of the other team was taunting me, the testeria took over and I fouled the hell out of him.

testeria by Blue Devil of the Year October 2, 2009

techster 

A hipster with a penchant for technology; technophiles with a sense of style.

"The guy wearing skinny jeans, a cardigan and a buffalo check shirt is a blogger for Gizmodo? Wow, he's such a techster."

techster by Ahnser February 23, 2008

techsturbation

A typical spherical orientation of dudes in a ceremony of self glorification while observing the moods and expressions of technoism.

While Stan and associates endudlged in pounding harmoies of hard bass techsturbation overcame their ability of self control.

techsturbation by Technoguru March 19, 2022

techtarian 

A political-economic system in which totalitarian attributes are enabled by pervasive technology, especially when related to big data.

Technology + Totalitarian = Techtarian

Early aspects of techtarianism can be seen in the United States PRISM project, China's attempts to use technology to monitor and control freedom of expression, State linked shut-downs of communications in times of crisis, wholesale monitoring of international communication systems, and systematic monitoring of big data to produce probabilities and risk profiles for those monitored, regardless of suspicious activity or nefarious intent by those monitored and/or without knowledge of those monitored.

While the ultimate manifestations of techtarian systems are not yet defined, the use of technology toward totalitarian ends is emerging as a result of state based efforts to manipulate, monitor and control aspects of technology for the purposes of advancing state based objectives.

techtarian by Kaskaad June 13, 2013

techstration 

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.

I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.

techstration by schmittyhex September 18, 2015

Testeria 

Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.

Monty Python's Black Knight displayed satirical levels of Testeria.

Testeria by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015