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Techstopia

Techstopia A speculative future state where technology dominates every aspect of daily life, only made possible by total immersion in tech; similar to a dystopian future.

Example:
Police using facial-recognition vans to scan people’s faces in public places feels like the start of a Techstopia.
Lee: Bruv, when I went into Tesco the other day, half the self-service tills—cashless—and they keep scanning your face.

Frank: Yeah, bruv… we’re moving into a Techstopia world now, bruv.

Lee: Innit, bruv.
Techstopia by Jamiecheese March 8, 2026
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A place or area that technology has overrun or has become too much.
This town has so much technology it's almost turning into a techtopia
Techtopia by clock counter January 19, 2015
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A speculative future society where advanced technology eradicates war, disease, labor, money, and suffering, creating a perfect, harmonious world.

Example: In the vision of Star Trek Enterprise, technology has eliminated famine, disease, suffering, and even the need for money, creating a utopian Earth.
.Lee: Bruv, Elon Musk reckons that in about 10 years, we won't even need to go to work—robots will do it all for us. LOL.

Frank: Yeah, bruv, that’d be a total techtopia. Everybody will be well happy. LOL.

Lee: Init, bruv. LOL.

Frank: LOL.
Techtopia by Jamiecheese March 8, 2026

techsteria 

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical
1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.
techsteria by Dick-E October 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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