techster

A hipster with a penchant for technology; technophiles with a sense of style.

"The guy wearing skinny jeans, a cardigan and a buffalo check shirt is a blogger for Gizmodo? Wow, he's such a techster."

by Ahnser February 23, 2008

TECHSTEP

One of several styles of drum n bass. Also known as Dark or Deep. These sounds are are hard hitting mechanical drum sounds combined with evil futuristic beats. This style started in 1996 in London by artists such as Ed Rush & Optical,
Decoder,Future Cut, Tech Itch to name a few. Virusrecs and Renegade Hardware are the most signifigant labels of the genre.

"Man! "Ed Rush & Optical were spinning some evil ass TECHSTEP beats at the Concrete Jungle!"

by Jenny'sUncleSteven. March 17, 2005

Techspert

One who is highly skilled in a technical field such as those involving computers or mobile devices.

See also geek

"Man your a real Techspert when it comes to this programming stuff."

"This program doesn't require you to be a techspert."

by ShadowScythe December 21, 2008

techspertise

The advice of someone with a high level of technical knowledge, or Technical Expertise. See Also: techspert

Thanks for your techspertise. I didn't know building your own computer could be so easy.

by 3Dradio February 6, 2009

techsturbation

A typical spherical orientation of dudes in a ceremony of self glorification while observing the moods and expressions of technoism.

While Stan and associates endudlged in pounding harmoies of hard bass techsturbation overcame their ability of self control.

by Technoguru March 19, 2022

techstration

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.

I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.

by schmittyhex September 18, 2015

techsteria

The hysterical obession with modern technology and subsequent dependence with it.

Can also be used as: techsterical

1. The techsteria of iPhone buyers today is larger than ever.

2. He was techsterical with his new devices.

by Dick-E October 7, 2021