techstration

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.

I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.

by schmittyhex September 18, 2015

technustration

Getting frustrated while trying to teach technology to a different generation.

I am getting technustrated (past tense of technustration) with my mom because no matter how many times I teach her to use the spacebook messenger app, she keeps updating her status with 'Hello darling, call me please'.

by Dniedacess January 6, 2014

techsturbation

A typical spherical orientation of dudes in a ceremony of self glorification while observing the moods and expressions of technoism.

While Stan and associates endudlged in pounding harmoies of hard bass techsturbation overcame their ability of self control.

by Technoguru March 19, 2022

techoration

The use of electronic devices to fill a space rather than artwork and traditional decor

1. I prefer techoration to buying non-functional artwork in my place
2. I express myself through techoration

by dawghawk12 September 28, 2017

Techsation

The feeling of relief and satisfaction when technology finally cooperates and works smoothly.

After hours of troubleshooting, she finally experienced that sweet moment of techsation when everything worked perfectly. 🙌💻😌

by Marc2.0 August 11, 2023