Technoying 

Any technology that is designed to make a task easier, but actually makes it more difficult.

My phone is constantly changing the text that I enter. It's super technoying.

Technoying by Solarservant February 28, 2011

technoking 

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.

My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.

technoking by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021

Technoligion

The founding doctrine of the United Planets--it is an advanced form of governing--in which people and alien cultures--which are colonized on other worlds--unite in one social and economic form of government. Technoligion was created by the governing machines--which originally governed the first twelve planets and formed--the United Planets. Later--the League of Worlds was formed along with the League of Planets. These all make use of the artificial religion and government--called Technoligion.

Technoligion has twelve rules:
1. Mankind controls his own destiny
2. All objects are subjected to human understanding
3. Machines are an extension of man's will
4. The evolution of human beings is most evident in the creation of machines
5. Human beings believe
6. Future colonization on other worlds is made possible by man's creation of machines
7. Machines can do things that mankind can not do
8. Mankind needs to worship in order to understand
9. Worship is defined as "to believe in something greater than oneself"
10. Technology creates opportunity
11. Opportunity creates technology
12. Mankind worships technology--Technoligion is the worship of technology

Technoligion by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of The Wheels of Go October 21, 2003

Technoring 

Utilizing technology to ignore others, especially in a social setting.

Put your phone down and quit technoring me!

Technoring by Lanebigbossdaddy August 11, 2017

Technovangelist 

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.

Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."

Technovangelist by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019

technoking 

Elon Musk's title at Tesla, the position just above Master of Coin

Elon Musk is going to the moon as Technoking

technoking by lastminisnow March 15, 2021

Technoinsest 

The act of love making with a mechanical device.

1st. Rach Ballett and her weird love of ermm....many inhumane items. Rach Ballett is a Technoinsest.

2nd. A paedophile who makes love TO his computer screen daily :) This man/woman would be labelled a technoinsest.

Technoinsest by danish23 January 11, 2010