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Techno-ing 

The act of dancing like an idiot, to techno music, until youre ready to pass out because you can't catch your breath:P
Lindsey's been doing a little too much Techno-ing at these raves, or maybe its the drugs:p
Techno-ing by pterodactylrex December 11, 2010

technoking 

When a person giving a blow job wants to make a person with a penis feel better about having a tiny penis so they pretends that they are choking on it when, technically, they are not.
My date pulled up in a Tesla so I'm pretty sure if I blow him tonight, I'll have to be technoking.
technoking by DrewDouglas March 15, 2021

Technoying 

Any technology that is designed to make a task easier, but actually makes it more difficult.
My phone is constantly changing the text that I enter. It's super technoying.
Technoying by Solarservant February 28, 2011

Technoring 

Utilizing technology to ignore others, especially in a social setting.
Put your phone down and quit technoring me!
Technoring by Lanebigbossdaddy August 11, 2017

technoking 

Elon Musk's title at Tesla, the position just above Master of Coin
Elon Musk is going to the moon as Technoking
technoking by lastminisnow March 15, 2021

Technoinsest 

The act of love making with a mechanical device.
1st. Rach Ballett and her weird love of ermm....many inhumane items. Rach Ballett is a Technoinsest.

2nd. A paedophile who makes love TO his computer screen daily :) This man/woman would be labelled a technoinsest.
Technoinsest by danish23 January 11, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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