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Technoligion

The founding doctrine of the United Planets--it is an advanced form of governing--in which people and alien cultures--which are colonized on other worlds--unite in one social and economic form of government. Technoligion was created by the governing machines--which originally governed the first twelve planets and formed--the United Planets. Later--the League of Worlds was formed along with the League of Planets. These all make use of the artificial religion and government--called Technoligion.
Technoligion has twelve rules:
1. Mankind controls his own destiny
2. All objects are subjected to human understanding
3. Machines are an extension of man's will
4. The evolution of human beings is most evident in the creation of machines
5. Human beings believe
6. Future colonization on other worlds is made possible by man's creation of machines
7. Machines can do things that mankind can not do
8. Mankind needs to worship in order to understand
9. Worship is defined as "to believe in something greater than oneself"
10. Technology creates opportunity
11. Opportunity creates technology
12. Mankind worships technology--Technoligion is the worship of technology
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technologiosis 

An infection inside ones body that makes them explode if they do not play a game for at least 3 hours a day or more
I’m sorry but your son has technologiosis
technologiosis by Ogiosis November 10, 2018
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Technologon

A Idiot and a furry that likes to use discord and play gd
Hey, wanna play gd and make a joke definition after Technologon?
Technologon by tech235 October 18, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026