Technodick

Technodick (tek-no-dik) noun: an online pissing contest in which the participants post Electronic Dance Music (EDM) clips to one up eachother.

noun: Sextual intercorse where the male penetrates a partner in time to EDM playing in the background.

noun: a spontaneous male erection triggered by listening to EDM

"Jeff why are you participating in a technodick instead of useing your time to create a mixed set?"

"My technodick was totally in sync while boning Jane last night."

"listening to that awesome EDM mix gave me a raging technodick."

by Semtek December 28, 2012

TECHNOVIKING

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

by Eloij October 5, 2007

technoviking

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

by DrNordo January 25, 2008

TechnoPocky

An awesome Youtuber that has absolutely nothing to do with Techno, although some of his videos consist of pocky.

lol TechnoPocky is funny

by the guy you're happy you arn't April 28, 2011

Techno Dick

Someone who is more familiar with Steve Jobs than Blow Jobs.

"Matty W. is such a techno dick that even if you were in the same room he would feel more comfortable sending you a text"

by Spicy McHaggus May 7, 2008

technoviking

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

by Numaga March 4, 2009